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GOMIL

Grumpy Old Man In Lycra

Written by Gregory Cooper

Saturday 30th November - Saturday 14th December 2024
Energy Events Centre - Founders Heritage Park

Duration: 80 minutes

 

Mark Hadlow as Wayne

Voice over participation - ScottyStevenson (Sumo)

Director - Gregory Cooper

Music Director - Bob Bickerton

Lighting Designer - Sean Hawkins

Production Manager - Steve Thomas

Cast & Production

Gregory Cooper
Writer/Director

Gregory has been a professional actor, writer and director for over 25 years.  His shows have been performed for hundreds of thousands of people, all over New Zealand.

He is the best person to have on your quiz team if there is a history round as he is also writer, director and performer of The Complete History of Christchurch and Nelson, (respectively) as well as the commissioned writer of the Palmerston North version. The shows’ personal relevance and relatability have seen large audiences of locals flocking to the song and dance retelling of their city’s tales, including 25,000 people at Hagley Park.

In 2014 Gregory wrote and directed MAMIL, his funny lines in this show contributing to 70,000 other people’s laughter lines.  Gregory obviously still doesn’t care about our visible signs of aging as he’s making us laugh all over again (and maybe cry a little too) with this, his latest play.

Mark Hadlow
Actor/ Artistic Director

Mark Hadlow, ONZM, is one of New Zealand's best-known actors. He has performed in countless theatre shows and dozens of films, been on the telly heaps, and voiced radio commercials in the thousands.

One of his most famous roles was playing the dwarf Dori, in The Hobbit Trilogy, but before he was a dwarf, he was a Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG). This wildly successful, award-winning stage 1993 show eventually saw him change gears (electric, mostly) as he embraced his new life as a Middle Aged Man In Lycra (MAMIL).  Another encore-inducing one man show, MAMIL was written by Mark’s second-best friend, Gregory Cooper. Since it first opened in 2014, Mark has performed MAMIL over 300 times. And what happens to a middle-aged man eventually?  If he’s one of Mark’s characters, he becomes grumpy and old, but still a devoted Lycra-wearer.

As well as his thespian career, Mark has directed stage shows throughout New Zealand. He is Artistic Director of The Professional Theatre Company, in Whakatū Nelson and he was awarded an ONZM in 2018 for services to entertainment.

Mark says, “F**k getting old”.

Check out the Q&A with Mark below, below.

Bob Bickerton

Music Director

Bob Bickerton is a Nelson based musician, composer and recording engineer with a long career in the New Zealand performing arts industry. In his own words, he says he simply makes music happen and has produced a myriad of concerts and festivals and has performed music right around New Zealand.

His fascination with soundscapes, love of orchestral music, but not of cycling, collide in this production to create a multi-faceted soundscape. 

Sean Hawkins
Lighting Designer

Sean has been working professionally as a lighting designer for 15 years and has a Diploma of Entertainment Technology from Toi Whakaari: New Zealand Drama School. So he’s pretty good. In fact, he is so good, he was once the Head of Lighting at Soho Theatre in London’s West End.  He’s designed more than 25 productions for the Court Theatre, from children’s theatre to full scale musicals to lighting installation pieces.

Sean and Mark have previously played a director/designer dynamic duo with MAMIL on tour, as well as a number of other live productions where Mark required the limelight, and Sean was the supplier of lime.

Sean is currently employed at The Light Site, Christchurch’s premiere lighting company for events and theatre.

Sean and Mark are best friends.

Mark Hadlow talks GOMIL

How did GOMIL come into being?

It’s really about the history of Mark and Gregory and how our relationship and our friendship has blossomed and become a really productive, professional partnership. We worked together a lot on the complete histories [of Christchurch and Nelson], which goes way back to the mid to late 90s. So, we have worked together on a lot of different things. And MAMIL came out of me doing The Hobbit and ringing Gregory and saying, “I think I've got an idea for a one man show and it's called Middle Aged Man In Lycra”. Thus, MAMIL was born, and then 330 performances later, about two and a half years ago, we recorded the last performance of MAMIL at Weta Workshops as a partnership with Sir Richard Taylor, which was fantastic. I had a discussion with Greg and said, Look, there's got to be a sequel to this. And we'd had a discussion about a grumpy old man in Lycra, which was inspired by a television show, Grumpy Old Men. Then I sent Greg a whole jumble of stuff and he very cleverly took all of my mumblings and ravings and turned them into this incredible script, which is really a step up from MAMIL. It's a very interesting story about one of the characters in MAMIL, Wayne, who was the founder of the MAMILs is heading into the twilight years of his life, and GOMIL delves into his decision around leaving home, the death of his partner, and other things that have caused incredibly difficult challenges for him. It follows his story as he experiences the psychological effects of these challenges, and how he deals with them, with the help of a counselor. Of course, a coming of old age story is nothing without an evil Italian bike called Pinarello, which we both adore.  Pinarello featured in MAMIL and was such a great villain he had to return. 

 

So you want to make people cry.

Oh no, it's definitely funny. It's essentially a comedy with some pretty poignant undertones. However, it's been a really challenging show to put together in the sense that it's operating on a slightly deeper level, psychologically. But I think this is also what's really great about it, it’s not just watching a sequel, this is completely and utterly new. It's an extension of the MAMIL characters into a real story of salvation. The salvation of Wayne.

 

Do you need to have seen MAMIL to understand GOMIL?

No, because it's done in such a great way that you can experience some of the characters from MAMIL in the beginning, and then something pretty catastrophic happens, and then you get thrown into the world of Wayne after that. It's a hell of a journey, and I'm so very lucky that I've got Gregory giving me some really great directorial advice and taking it where it wants to go.

 

What do you think about Wayne now?

Obviously we're portraying him as a grumpy old man in lycra, but the character that he was in MAMIL was a pretty charming, straight-shooting old man who retired from his concreting work and lived with his wife. And things change dramatically for Wayne in GOMIL, so that he becomes this grumpy old man, but he's still very charming and very likable, and it's his journey that I think makes it pretty interesting. And he doesn't talk very personally to everyone else, but he talks very personally to the audience.

 

Who is your audience?

I think there's a lot of the younger generation who are going to recognise their grandparents and their parents and things that they're going through, but I think essentially, it'll appeal to an older audience. There are some really relevant issues in GOMIL that we're highlighting. One, is the loneliness of older men as they retire and as they lose their partner. What do they do? A lot of the stuff in the show, Greg utilised from the relationship that he had with his family, which is really a very precious thing to put into the play, and I'm hoping I'm giving that the gravitas and the importance that it requires. 

 

You play seven different characters in this play, how do you switch from one character to the other?

Experience. That's what 45 years has given me.  Being able to have done MAMIL and before that, SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy), and having that ability to be able to switch from character to character with accent to accent. I mean, it's a working piece, it will continue to change and evolve.  I hope people really enjoy it and understand why this is an important theatrical play and an entertainment that can bring laughs, and I think it's going to shed a tear or two, too.

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The Tineli Story

Tineli delivers world class custom and retail cycle clothing for road cycling, mountain biking and triathlon, blending the highest quality garments with head turning designs.

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One day Mark Hadlow walked into their Nelson HQ and asked, “Can you make something for my friend, Wayne? “

“You bet”, Tineli owner, Tim Vincent replied.  And they did.  

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Soon, Wayne’s gear will be available for you to wear too, if you want to.  Watch this space. Or theirs: www.tineli.co.nz   

Partners

Thank you, thank you, thank you to our generous company partners

Acknowledgements

Jason Stewart and Scott Construction for their outstanding contribution in a rehearsal space, and reworking the MAMIL set to a GOMIL set. 

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Brian King Engineering for their redesign and mammoth effort providing an engineering upgrade of the ‘Beast’ and the platform. As always a true inspiration. 

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Jake and the Flatout Flooring team for giving the Beast the best uplift! 

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Martin De Ruyter for his continuous support and dedication to the PTC through his photographic genius.

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Lara MacGregor for her efforts on the PTC social media and her commitment to live professional theatre, and us. 

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Nick Sands and the much appreciated, Placemakers partnership.

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Tony Bowater and the BMG team for their generous and critical motor vehicle support. 

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Sincere thanks to Linda Hensen and Steven Thomas for their endless patience and tireless support.

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Special mention must go to our marketing strike team from the PTC Board who have inspired us all, Phillipa Patterson and Arko Biswas. 

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Lastly, Greg Cooper. A force of creativity and writing that makes the words on a page become a voice with a resounding ring, and who captures so well, the quintessential Kiwi culture. 

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